10.20.06

Today's the sort of day, charming like an ugly girl with a beautiful smile. Autumn had vomited all over the yard and sidewalk, and the rain had made it look like soggy corn flakes. The grey and brooding sky brought wind gusts that grazed my face and dry, encrusted nose.

I am intoxicated with tylenol cold & flu and probably shouldn't be operating heavy machinery (i.e. dodge shadow), but I am not one to miss a day of work.

And tonight I didn't drop any honey mustard on the floor or sneeze myself violently into a wall, so I'd say it went significantly better than last.