09.03.09

Solution #1 to alcoholism: master cleanse diet.


We start today drinking a concoction of fresh organic lemon juice, maple syrup and a splash of cayenne. This will go on for 10 days and it is supposed to rid your body of toxins as well as take care of pesky things like aches, pains, insomnia and a love of getting shit-faced.

For the next 10 days this will temporarily become my master cleanse journal where I will bitch about being hungry and gripe about having to poop everyday. But ultimately, be happy. I hope.